King Kringle

Contains "The One True King" Wraith King Arcana set if you don't already own it.

When up on the roof, with a house-shaking thud,
A creature had landed, and sniffed for our blood.
A sword could be heard being dragged ‘cross the shingles;
Then the chimney exploded, and in came King Kringle.


—excerpt from the holiday classic “Eyewitness Accounts of the Frostivus Massacre”