King Kringle Back
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When up on the roof, with a house-shaking thud,
A creature had landed, and sniffed for our blood.
A sword could be heard being dragged ‘cross the shingles;
Then the chimney exploded, and in came King Kringle.
—excerpt from the holiday classic “Eyewitness Accounts of the Frostivus Massacre”

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